Life hacks. We see them all over Facebook, Instagram, and Pinterest.
A life hack is a “secret” way to solve some of life’s most pesky dilemmas. This can mean making cheap furniture look expensive, sneaking veggies into dinner for the kids, or getting the lid off of a stubborn bottle.
But there are plenty of beauty hacks, too! Makeup tricks to make you look younger, recipes for super soft hair, and vitamins to make nails grow longer.
We’re here to show you the latest and greatest “hack” on the market: a smile hack.
That’s right! A smile is the first thing that others see – whether you’re on a first date or a big job interview. You want to flash a set of pearly whites which lets others know that you’re healthy, happy, and rockin’ the world.
We’re letting you in on a secret, girls! Throw out your whitening kits. Cancel your dental whitening appointment. Forget the expensive toothpaste!
There’s a better way!
Our innovative whitening kit can make your teeth up to 12 shades whiter. And the kicker (the hack)? It only takes five minutes.
No Freaking Way
No, it’s not April Fools Day.
We know how important white teeth are to you, and you’re not alone. In fact, it’s a $3B+ industry! Companies have devoted endless time and expense to developing the perfect teeth whitening solution, and the industry has come a long way.
Marketers and dental companies want your time and money, and you want whiter teeth. This explains the overwhelming number of tooth whitening options available on the market today. But how does a girl choose?
There are toothpastes, mouthwashes, gels, trays, pens, lights, professional options at the dentist, at-home products, even “chewies” that claim to make your teeth whiter.
The options can be overwhelming! But look no further. We’re here to help! Our smile hack meets all of your needs, so you can stop your search today.
There are a few factors to consider including cost, brand, and reviews. For our smile hack, we can say “check, check, check” to this list.
But the big factor? Time.
Time is money, girls. And this is our secret!
With our innovative teeth whitening kit, all you’re sacrificing for a beautiful, pearly-white smile is five minutes. That’s 300 seconds! In the time it takes you to read this article (and maybe grab a LaCroix from the fridge) you can be well on your way to a brighter smile.
Smile hack for the win!
How Does This Smile Hack Magic Work?!
In our innovative kit, a 6-bulb LED light accelerates the effectiveness of the gel. That’s more bulbs than our competition, meaning we’re better at whitening teeth than our competition. (Shhh, don’t tell them our secret!)
Another unique aspect of our product? We use 35% Carbamide Peroxide, which is a whitening gel that whitens without the sensitivity issues caused by bleach or other harmful chemicals in competing whitening gels.
This means less time and less discomfort, and that puts a big smile on our faces. We want you to keep coming back to our product, so we’ve made it a priority to include only the safest, most effective ingredients.
Our smile hack is so brilliant, we’re only mad we didn’t think of it sooner!
Why Not Go To a Dentist?
Why waste an hour in a dental chair when you could be at home on the couch with your pup? Besides, think of all the other things you could be doing… painting your toes, going to hot yoga, trying out new Snapchat filters. You get the point.
Your dentist doesn’t want you to know that a different option exists. Dentists are in it for the money. They would much rather charge you a sitting fee, get you to pay for custom molds, overcharge for whitening gel, and so on.
You can’t blame ’em, right? But you can outsmart them.
In fact, some dentists have been known to charge upwards of $500 to $1,000 for whitening treatments. Um, no! Our smile hack is a mere fraction of that, meaning you can use the extra cash to buy whatever your little heart desires. New shoes, anyone?
A little-known secret? The whitening gels found in today’s at-home products are chemically similar, if not identical, to those used at your dentist’s office. Booyah.
Is This Just Some Fad?
No! Whitening gels and LED enhancers are nothing new. But our innovative spin on it is.
By using more LED bulbs and a 35% Carbamide Peroxide gel, we’re giving you greater results in less time. We’re proud of our unique spin on a tried-and-true whitening method, and we can’t wait for you to try it out.
Be very wary of fads like mixing fruit with hydrogen peroxide or giving your mouth a charcoal bath (ew). We’re not in this business to make outrageous, unsupported claims. The people who invent these strange smile hacks are just looking to go viral.
We’re here to help you get whiter teeth. After all, that’s our business.
I’m Still Not Sure…
Check out our reviews. Our customers don’t lie! We’ve had countless users report fewer stains and less yellowing. For coffee, tea, or soda addicts, this is a big deal.
Our reviewers have been thrilled with the ease of use of our smile hack kit, the minimal time it takes to get results, and the effectiveness of the gel over competing products like whitening toothpaste.
In fact, some of our buyers have been so pleased with the product, they bought another kit for their spouse or friends! If that doesn’t convince you….
Our Innovative Kit is Safe!
Our innovative kit falls within the requirements set out by the ADA and FDA, so you have even less reason to be worried! This means our product is safe, so you can fully relax while kicking back with those trays.
This is another reason to avoid scams and fads. You can’t guarantee that those products are even safe to put in your mouth. Your mouth is a direct pathway to your internal organs, so you must be positive that your tooth whitening treatment is safe.
With us, no worries! Our innovative smile hack is good to go!
Pregnant or breastfeeding? To be sure, ask your doctor if any whitening product is safe for you to use.
Those Trays, Though!
They aren’t so bad, we promise! In fact, it’s kind of relaxing. Some users find the cool gel to be relaxing when they sink their teeth into the tray.
But if you hate trays, well, you’re not alone and we have a solution for you!
We also make a whitening gel pen. This easy-to-use tool allows you to apply the gel directly onto your teeth, for a more targeted whitening solution.
It takes a little longer than five minutes, but don’t sweat. It only needs to soak in for 15 minutes, and that’s still almost nothing in comparison to going to a dentist’s office (where you’ll spend 15 minutes waiting for your name to be called!)
What Do I Do After My Five Minutes?
The world is yours to conquer, buttercup! What would you do if your schedule cleared up without warning? Catch an episode of Stranger Things? Hit up brunch? (Helloooo, mimosas!) Skype with mom and dad?
Okay, okay, let’s be real for a second. Post-smile hack, it’s important to keep those pearly whites clean and shiny. How do you do this?
Drinking a lot of water is important, as this “cleanses” your teeth on the regular. We also suggest drinking liquids through a straw, which reduces direct contact with your super clean teeth.
But remember, the gel in our innovative kit is so awesome, it actually protects even after your whitening treatment is done. This means that even if you forget to sip red wine through a straw (because your new guy might think that’s weird…) then you can trust the gel is still workin’ for you.
And Don’t Forget!
To keep those pearly whites, don’t forget to cut down on sugar, too. Sugar and acid (think fruit, juices, and soda) do a number on gorgeous teeth. We know, we know, everything that tastes good is bad for you. Remember, all food and drink in moderation!
Flossing and mouthwash can help, too. Once you’ve used our innovative kit (and you’re going to love the results, we promise) you’re going to make it a goal to do whatever you can to keep ’em that way! You should be flossing once a day and using mouthwash on occasion, too. Both help clear out the nasty germs that can make stains worse.
And if you’re a smoker, best toss it out for good. Smoking is one of the worst things you can do not only for your white teeth but for the rest of your body too.
Uh-Oh. I Have Braces!
Kudos to you for chasing a perfect set of teeth! One step at a time, right?
Our innovative kit works best on real teeth, so we recommend that you wrap up your time in braces before using our teeth whitening gel. This doesn’t mean you can’t use the product, it just means that you’re going to get more bang for your buck once the wires are off.
Besides, we want you to have to most beautiful smile possible. Picture it now… straight teeth, braces gone, and flashing those pearly whites!
If you have Invisalign, then, by all means, go ahead and chase this smile hack! Since Invisalign trays are removable, you can pop out the trays to use our innovative whitening kit.
Just Because Your Teeth Are White…
Ok, so our kit rocks and you’re sold. But remember, just because your teeth are white as snow doesn’t mean you can avoid the dentist like the plague (we know, you were hoping we’d give you permission to never go back).
Good dental care is a cornerstone in an otherwise healthy lifestyle, so don’t skip out on those regular cleanings, x-rays, and fillings (if your dentist suggests it). These cleanings, when performed by licensed hygienists, are important in order to get deep between teeth to clear out that gross stuff. And the cleaner your teeth, the whiter your teeth.
Just be glad you don’t have to make extra visits to get your teeth whitening! We’ve got you covered there.
Our Innovative Smile Hack Costs a Fraction of Other Kits
Our innovative kit runs under $75 (or two for under $125!) meaning you can get whiter teeth for almost nada! Who doesn’t love cheap? It sounds too good to be true, but we’re on your side, and we promise this is a deal you can’t miss.
Also, the results from our kit are long-lasting! Your pearly whites will be on show for up to 3 months before you’ll need to reapply! That’s a great return on your investment, meaning you’ll have even more time between applications to chase after a promotion, or hit up that concert you’ve been dying to go to.
If you have any concerns about the product before or after you’ve decided to try it out, give us a shout. We’d love to talk to you about achieving that perfectly white smile!
Tell All Your Friends!
Who doesn’t love a juicy secret?
Let’s pretend you wanted long and shiny hair, and you stumbled across the perfect Pinterest-worthy blend of honey and coconut oil. You used it once, loved the results, and couldn’t wait to use it again. You wouldn’t keep this secret all to yourself, right?!
No way, girl! You spread the love!
Samesies here. We love our smile hack so much that we just couldn’t keep it to ourselves, and same goes for you. You’re going to love it so much you’re going to want to tell all of your friends.
Share the smile hack love on social media, too!